My book club made me read a romance novel. I repeat. My book club made me read a romance novel. I sat out of the voting process for this pick because everyone else's first choice was a book I didn't even want to know existed let alone read, but then I was blindsided by this awfffulllll choice. Instead of rewriting my thoughts I'm going to copy my review on goodreads:
If this hadn't been a book club pick I would never have made it past the first few pages. While I will never have the urge to read this book again, it did provide a morning of entertainment. I definitely didn't expect to laugh as much as I did - although I was more laughing at it's ridiculousness than the actual dialogue or story. Although those elements were laughable too.
Favorite lines:
"irritating Annie had been ... fun."
"But those big eyes kept sucking him in, making him want to play games. Have a little dirty fun."
"Living without a set of balls makes life less complicated."
"Deep soulful penetrations."
"Although the farmhouse was cold. She was warm. Hot."
"A ruffled rose garden. Full bloom." - I couldn't with this one.
Oh it was just so bad.
